yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
birth control should be required to get into college
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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