Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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