All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I don't deserve a penis
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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