is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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