Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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