he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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