physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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