I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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