HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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