I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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