I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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