So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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