But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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