Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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