terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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