Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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