She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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