I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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