ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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