We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
my being single is dangerous.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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