did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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