I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I think my moral compass just broke
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