so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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