Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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