walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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