Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
do nipples grow back?
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