Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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