So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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