we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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