I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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