oh god the rape fog is back!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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