What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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