Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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