Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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