do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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