@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Sorry about my life...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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