I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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