Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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