He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills