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(810): View more from Michigan

He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair

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(212): View more from New York

he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me

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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!

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(702): View more from Nevada

You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills

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