Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (737): View more from Texas

  at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (737): at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...<div>(1-737): I hope so</div> http://tfl.nu/b6f6
  Replies (6) Good night (1369) Bad night (828)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick. http://tfl.nu/czw4
  Replies (26) Good night (3491) Bad night (757)
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on. http://tfl.nu/klvy
  Replies (32) Good night (686) Bad night (4718)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  can u get pink eye on your cock?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): can u get pink eye on your cock? http://tfl.nu/aw6r
  Replies (19) Good night (651) Bad night (5531)
• Favorite

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (225): is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off? http://tfl.nu/2g62
  Replies (81) Good night (4218) Bad night (5394)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it http://tfl.nu/ek0f
  Replies (7) Good night (3295) Bad night (857)
• Favorite

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (902): In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment. http://tfl.nu/d367
  Replies (10) Good night (3066) Bad night (1226)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation. http://tfl.nu/vr82
  Replies (18) Good night (757) Bad night (3243)
• Favorite

  (950): View more from

  The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (950): The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching. http://tfl.nu/hw3q
  Replies (4) Good night (529) Bad night (956)
• Favorite

  (623): View more from Arizona

  I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (623): I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about. http://tfl.nu/u0ol
  Replies (1) Good night (852) Bad night (890)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends. http://tfl.nu/0kea
  Replies (1) Good night (647) Bad night (407)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas http://tfl.nu/zvf4
  Replies (10) Good night (314) Bad night (564)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this. http://tfl.nu/ma81
  Replies (5) Good night (646) Bad night (443)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication http://tfl.nu/lh77
  Replies (1) Good night (333) Bad night (229)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more. http://tfl.nu/t57q
  Replies (1) Good night (522) Bad night (197)

Randomize