Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
We named our party play list daddy issues
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.