WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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