So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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