my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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