Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
home. puking in laundry basket.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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