Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
