I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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