Plan B is the new Plan A
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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