the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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