Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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