i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
