i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he just fucked me for my cheese..