I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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