I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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