I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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