i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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