I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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