i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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