I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you would pick up someone in the library
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You were trust falling into bushes
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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